Bitch....are you for real?

Im sittin in the crib dreamin,
about lear jets and coupes.
The way Salt shooops,
and how to sell records like Snoop.
OOOPS....

Nah...fa real I'm sittin in the crib watchin an episode of My Super Sweet Sixteen and I'm gettin mad as fuck! I came up in a crib where my moms broke her back to get me and my sister the necessities and I'm lookin at this broad who just turned 16 in a fuckin Mercedes dealership lookin for a damn b-day present! Im actually kinda glad that I have to work for mine cause I would hate for my kids to grow up wit the wrong impression. This girl is in a damn Benz dealership and her pops is tryna sell her on a C300??? She talkin about its not big enough...bitch its a forty thousand dollar car! She ran and hopped her ass behind the wheel of a fifty-three thousand dollar Mercedes SUV!!! OK so now Im buggin the fuck out cause my first car was a 81 Buick Century...this car is sooo wack Im havin trouble findin a pic of one to post wit this blog. It was the same color as the logo next to my blog title. This muhfuckin car was a four door and the back windows didnt even roll down...they wasn't broke...it was supposed to be a safety feature. Anyway this little girls parents ask how much the car costs and she rolls the fuckin window down so they cant see the damn sticker! fast forward a little to the part where they bout to give her a b-day present and they pull up in a newer model Nissan Pathfinder a nice ass fuckin car...and she was pissed! She asked her mom....no bullshit...."So am I supposed to love this or something?" ::in my best becky voice:: At this point Im fuckin screamin at my TV I scared my baby a little...so she havin a fit and then they pull up the Mercedes truck and she of course goes nuts. But I couldnt feel her cause im thinkin of too many other things like... ok its obvious her parents are fuckin loaded did they buy this muhfuckin Nissan too? Just to gag her wit? and Where the fuck did i go wrong? Cause I'm not on pace right now to buy a brand new Mercedes for myself let alone a 16 year old girl who just turned legal drivin age. Most importantly though Im askin...BITCH....ARE YOU FA REAL???