Monday, April 27, 2009
Choppa from Makin The Band
Aight my nigga put me on to this video and its the funniest shit ever! But this time I'm not gonna say much about it,I'm just gonna list some of my favorite comments to the video...its so many though!!! Check em out though and holla back...
Man take thin baggy suit off and get it tailored
Old Carl Thomas I'll never be the same again suit
THIS NIGGA SOUNDS FAKE AS HELL... NESS FLAMED HIM IN THAT LAST INTERVIEW... THIS IS THE WORST COME BACK IVE EVER SEEN... THIS IS HARD TO WATCH LOL... THIS NIGGA SOUNDS HURT
This got a lambo and cant invst in some carmex,,, Dopephine willie lip lookin muthafucka,,,Fucc wayne wud du stunna...Dude use a BUSSSSTTTTERRRR
HE LOOK FUNNY AS FUCK , HIS HAIR , HIS NOSE , HIS TEETH , HIS SUIT , HIS GLASSES , HIS CHAIN , HIS HAIRRRRRRRRRRRR , HE A CLOWN
Montell Jordan This is How We Do It suit
CHOPPER IF YOU READ THIS.... NEVER DO THIS AGAIN, THIS COULD RUIN YOUR CARRER, YOUR NOT THE GET ON CAMERA AND SHOW OUT TYPE, YOU SOUND MAAAAAAAD SOFT SON... GO TO YOUR MEETING GET MONEY AND LET NESS BE THE HOOD NIGGA HE IS, CAUSE HE IS IN THE HOOD, IT IS WHAT IT IS, YOU HAVE NO PERSONALITY... YOU FAILED ON THIS ONE... YAH HEARD ME... AND LEARN HOW TO SAY "DOING"
Coach Carter championship game suit
THAT FAT ASS SUITE DAWG LOL! THAT BITCH BIG ASS FUCK MAN!!
Old New Jack City G Money suit
Powdery Malik Yoba NY Undercover lips
OLD SCOTTIE PIPPEN SUIT ASS NIGGA LMAO
DAT CHEAP ASS 50$ SUIT! THIS NIGGA MOUF ASHY ASS HELL!
Old Kenny Smith Inside the NBA suit
Old Ralph Tresvant "You need a man with sensitivity " suit
NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY SUIT WEARING ASS NIGGA
OL JOHNNY CAGE FROM MORTAL COMBAT 1 THE MOVIE SUIT WEARING ASS NIGGA
OLE MIDNIGHT TRAIN TO GEORGIA SUIT ASS BOI....... AND CLEARLY WEAR COMPETING WITH CHOPPERS FRIENDS COMMENTING ON HERE FOR HIM, AND THAT FAKE ASS LAUGH HE WAS DOING WAS FUCKIN TERRIBLE, THAT WHY HE GETTING ROASTED RIGHT NOW, I CANT STAND FAKE SHIT... OLE MY FIRST SUIT ASS NIGGA, OLE "THE WOOD" PROM SUIT ASS NAGGA
OL BLADE BROWN FROM CLASS ACT SUIT WEARING ASS NIGGA
Ol Puff Daddy Uptown Records intern suit
OLE "I JUSS GOT OFF A 20 YEAR BID AND I NEED A JOB SUIT"
nigga look like a combination of sam cassel and whoppi goldberg
Old 1988 Mitch Green "after getting beat up by Tyson" interview suit
Okay Im too weak to keep goin...that last one almost made me wake up the kids...Graham told me it was bad but I didnt expect to laugh this hard! Whoever those people are that made these comments...Thorny fucks wit ya'll!!!
Peace
Friday, March 27, 2009
Ok this video has me SOOOO fuckin angry right now. Its painfully obvious that this dude is tryna delay homeboy from gettin into the hospital. He had ample time to either give dude a ticket...or lock him up like he threatened to do over and over in the video. Is it just me or did it seem like the cop was takin pleasure in holdin dude up? I mean he coulda easily gave the dude a ticket but its like he was teasin him wit it after dude told him his mom was dyin. I feel like this video should be grainy and in black and white like it was back in the early fifties or sixties. Its police like this dude that further fuel my utter dislike for cops. I know you cant judge all by the actions of one but this shit was just sickening to me. I truly cant understand this one...its sad.
Thorny
Monday, March 2, 2009
Bitch....are you for real?
Im sittin in the crib dreamin,
about lear jets and coupes.
The way Salt shooops,
and how to sell records like Snoop.
OOOPS....
Nah...fa real I'm sittin in the crib watchin an episode of My Super Sweet Sixteen and I'm gettin mad as fuck! I came up in a crib where my moms broke her back to get me and my sister the necessities and I'm lookin at this broad who just turned 16 in a fuckin Mercedes dealership lookin for a damn b-day present! Im actually kinda glad that I have to work for mine cause I would hate for my kids to grow up wit the wrong impression. This girl is in a damn Benz dealership and her pops is tryna sell her on a C300??? She talkin about its not big enough...bitch its a forty thousand dollar car! She ran and hopped her ass behind the wheel of a fifty-three thousand dollar Mercedes SUV!!! OK so now Im buggin the fuck out cause my first car was a 81 Buick Century...this car is sooo wack Im havin trouble findin a pic of one to post wit this blog. It was the same color as the logo next to my blog title. This muhfuckin car was a four door and the back windows didnt even roll down...they wasn't broke...it was supposed to be a safety feature. Anyway this little girls parents ask how much the car costs and she rolls the fuckin window down so they cant see the damn sticker! fast forward a little to the part where they bout to give her a b-day present and they pull up in a newer model Nissan Pathfinder a nice ass fuckin car...and she was pissed! She asked her mom....no bullshit...."So am I supposed to love this or something?" ::in my best becky voice:: At this point Im fuckin screamin at my TV I scared my baby a little...so she havin a fit and then they pull up the Mercedes truck and she of course goes nuts. But I couldnt feel her cause im thinkin of too many other things like... ok its obvious her parents are fuckin loaded did they buy this muhfuckin Nissan too? Just to gag her wit? and Where the fuck did i go wrong? Cause I'm not on pace right now to buy a brand new Mercedes for myself let alone a 16 year old girl who just turned legal drivin age. Most importantly though Im askin...BITCH....ARE YOU FA REAL???
about lear jets and coupes.
The way Salt shooops,
and how to sell records like Snoop.
OOOPS....
Nah...fa real I'm sittin in the crib watchin an episode of My Super Sweet Sixteen and I'm gettin mad as fuck! I came up in a crib where my moms broke her back to get me and my sister the necessities and I'm lookin at this broad who just turned 16 in a fuckin Mercedes dealership lookin for a damn b-day present! Im actually kinda glad that I have to work for mine cause I would hate for my kids to grow up wit the wrong impression. This girl is in a damn Benz dealership and her pops is tryna sell her on a C300??? She talkin about its not big enough...bitch its a forty thousand dollar car! She ran and hopped her ass behind the wheel of a fifty-three thousand dollar Mercedes SUV!!! OK so now Im buggin the fuck out cause my first car was a 81 Buick Century...this car is sooo wack Im havin trouble findin a pic of one to post wit this blog. It was the same color as the logo next to my blog title. This muhfuckin car was a four door and the back windows didnt even roll down...they wasn't broke...it was supposed to be a safety feature. Anyway this little girls parents ask how much the car costs and she rolls the fuckin window down so they cant see the damn sticker! fast forward a little to the part where they bout to give her a b-day present and they pull up in a newer model Nissan Pathfinder a nice ass fuckin car...and she was pissed! She asked her mom....no bullshit...."So am I supposed to love this or something?" ::in my best becky voice:: At this point Im fuckin screamin at my TV I scared my baby a little...so she havin a fit and then they pull up the Mercedes truck and she of course goes nuts. But I couldnt feel her cause im thinkin of too many other things like... ok its obvious her parents are fuckin loaded did they buy this muhfuckin Nissan too? Just to gag her wit? and Where the fuck did i go wrong? Cause I'm not on pace right now to buy a brand new Mercedes for myself let alone a 16 year old girl who just turned legal drivin age. Most importantly though Im askin...BITCH....ARE YOU FA REAL???
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Autotune Blog I wrote from MYSPACE
I am so sick of hearin niggas on the radio wit the computer voice! Yeah T-Pain done kinda made a career off that, but lets not forget the originator Roger Troutman (may he rest in peace) Im hearin muh'fuckas on the radio talkin bout put some T-Pain on my shit...no nigga! T Pain got that shit from Zapp and if you bitin Pain who bitin Roger you EXTRA WACK! I came up in Dayton and the hometown of Zapp feat. Roger so im demandin you niggas show a little more respect to our native son. Kanye! Whats wrong man? You pose to be pushin the envelope and raisin the bar instead, you out here doin T-Pain songs? I was cool when you did it the one time on the Jezzy track but nigga is you finna do yo whole album like that? If you do bruh I swear I WILL NOT COP THAT SHIT!!! And now that I think about it I can't remember the last time I heard Lil Wayne's real voice on a track. You niggas is miserable, unoriginal, swaggerjackin, fuckin pirates! Ya'll done raped and pillaged my mans style. I feel like you muh'fuckas need to ante up and build a Boys and Girls club in the old Troutman Enterprises building since ya'll eatin so good off of dude. Enough is enough niggas start givin credit where its due or stop bitin!
Thorny
Thorny
My Ten Songs... 2nd Attempt
Ok this is my second attempt at this one, as you may know I spent a lot of time on this the other day and it got deleted. Anyway I'm listenin to my ten right now and figured I would go ahead and tell you why I chose the songs I did...
Rock With You- Classic Michael Jackson right here before the nose jobs, skin bleaching, monkeys, Neverland oh yeah and before the handjobs administered to preteens. At any rate this song takes me back to when I was livin in Chicago I can still remember hearin it on the radio in my granddad's 76 Caprice Classic. This song barely edged out "Butterflies" which is a classic as well.
Wildflower- My moms told me that my pops used to sing this song out on the corner back home and just the visual of that makes me kinda vibe to this joint. If your not familiar with this song you may recognize it from the Kanye sample on "Slow Jam" if I'm not mistaken. Classic 70's soul on this one gotta respect it.
Holding Back The Years- Yo this is a soulful ass white boy on this song. He was Jon B and Robin Thicke before they was even thinkin of singin! This song has a special meaning to me tho cause it held me down when I couldn't see my little girl. I used to put this on and just look at her pics all night long.
In A Sentimental Mood- Duke Ellington and Coltrane on the same joint!?!? Crazy jazz/big band collabo. I think this was featured on the Love Jones soundtrack. This is some straight cognac in a snifter music right here! You put this on when you tryna hit off a older broad or some shit. Wearin some silk PJ's and smokin a pipe in velvet monogrammed slippers. Gotta respect the visuals I just gave you...
Ain't No Half-Steppin- If you ever been around me when this song came on I'm sure I told you that this is the song that made me start emcee'n. Big Daddy Kane can still go to this day!! Plus he was in the video wit some bad ass broads at a time when you had to be Al B. Sure or Christopher Williams to get some ass...shout out the boy Big Daddy for helpin make dark skinned cats the shit! I owe you my nigga!!
I Know- Now this song is the shit for soooo many reasons. Most importantly to me because I love when someone takes an inanimate object and makes it human. In this case he was talkin about heroin but Nas and Pac also did it well on "I Gave You Power" and "Me and My Girlfriend" I am a big fan of Jigga so for a song he made so late in his career to make my shortlist says alot.
Darling Nikki- Prince itty bitty ass is the muthafuckin man for this one! He said he met the broad while she was masturbatin...IN PUBLIC! I love this song so much I married a girl named Nikki! Remember when he did this song in Purple Rain? You know what the illest part was? When ol girl realized he was talkin about her and she ran outta the club and Prince was like "Come Back Nikki Come Back!" Ahhhhhh I love that part!!! LOL Holla at me!
I Gotta Be- This song is my shit because its tasteful and not a slow song talkin about how they gonna slide some chick. Havin said that...you can definitely put this song on when you tryna slide some chick!!! Its special to me because it always made me think about my wife...of course we weren't together when it came out, but whenever I made a mixtape for her this was the lead off song. So take it from me make tapes for the girls you like you might get you some ass! Im livin proof!
Only You- I got put on to Portishead by my DJ back in 96...shout out to Blu-Paw Entertainment!!! This joint is the shit cause its got scratchin in a song it doesn't belong in and the DJ's cuts is SHARP! They got that shit all the way off!!! If you haven't heard of Portishead take my advice and check em out they are sofa king dope!! "Sour Times" and "Glory Box" are two other joints that are pretty slick...
Lover's Rock- Sade is one of baddest chicks on the planet! When I used to smoke weed, I would get high and throw her shit on. It dont get more chill than this this song is mellow to death! Plus babygirls voice is like honey on the track. I wanna get her PREGNANT out this muhfucka!
Rock With You- Classic Michael Jackson right here before the nose jobs, skin bleaching, monkeys, Neverland oh yeah and before the handjobs administered to preteens. At any rate this song takes me back to when I was livin in Chicago I can still remember hearin it on the radio in my granddad's 76 Caprice Classic. This song barely edged out "Butterflies" which is a classic as well.
Wildflower- My moms told me that my pops used to sing this song out on the corner back home and just the visual of that makes me kinda vibe to this joint. If your not familiar with this song you may recognize it from the Kanye sample on "Slow Jam" if I'm not mistaken. Classic 70's soul on this one gotta respect it.
Holding Back The Years- Yo this is a soulful ass white boy on this song. He was Jon B and Robin Thicke before they was even thinkin of singin! This song has a special meaning to me tho cause it held me down when I couldn't see my little girl. I used to put this on and just look at her pics all night long.
In A Sentimental Mood- Duke Ellington and Coltrane on the same joint!?!? Crazy jazz/big band collabo. I think this was featured on the Love Jones soundtrack. This is some straight cognac in a snifter music right here! You put this on when you tryna hit off a older broad or some shit. Wearin some silk PJ's and smokin a pipe in velvet monogrammed slippers. Gotta respect the visuals I just gave you...
Ain't No Half-Steppin- If you ever been around me when this song came on I'm sure I told you that this is the song that made me start emcee'n. Big Daddy Kane can still go to this day!! Plus he was in the video wit some bad ass broads at a time when you had to be Al B. Sure or Christopher Williams to get some ass...shout out the boy Big Daddy for helpin make dark skinned cats the shit! I owe you my nigga!!
I Know- Now this song is the shit for soooo many reasons. Most importantly to me because I love when someone takes an inanimate object and makes it human. In this case he was talkin about heroin but Nas and Pac also did it well on "I Gave You Power" and "Me and My Girlfriend" I am a big fan of Jigga so for a song he made so late in his career to make my shortlist says alot.
Darling Nikki- Prince itty bitty ass is the muthafuckin man for this one! He said he met the broad while she was masturbatin...IN PUBLIC! I love this song so much I married a girl named Nikki! Remember when he did this song in Purple Rain? You know what the illest part was? When ol girl realized he was talkin about her and she ran outta the club and Prince was like "Come Back Nikki Come Back!" Ahhhhhh I love that part!!! LOL Holla at me!
I Gotta Be- This song is my shit because its tasteful and not a slow song talkin about how they gonna slide some chick. Havin said that...you can definitely put this song on when you tryna slide some chick!!! Its special to me because it always made me think about my wife...of course we weren't together when it came out, but whenever I made a mixtape for her this was the lead off song. So take it from me make tapes for the girls you like you might get you some ass! Im livin proof!
Only You- I got put on to Portishead by my DJ back in 96...shout out to Blu-Paw Entertainment!!! This joint is the shit cause its got scratchin in a song it doesn't belong in and the DJ's cuts is SHARP! They got that shit all the way off!!! If you haven't heard of Portishead take my advice and check em out they are sofa king dope!! "Sour Times" and "Glory Box" are two other joints that are pretty slick...
Lover's Rock- Sade is one of baddest chicks on the planet! When I used to smoke weed, I would get high and throw her shit on. It dont get more chill than this this song is mellow to death! Plus babygirls voice is like honey on the track. I wanna get her PREGNANT out this muhfucka!
Saturday, February 28, 2009
ANGER!
Ok you might notice that my first blog is titled My Ten Songs. You might also notice that said blog is blank. Well for some reason it didnt get saved and is now lost is cyberspace...I AM PISSED! I spent easily an hour writing this one and with one click of the mouse *POOF* gone... I got an instant fuckin headache now...
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